I keep procrastinating on starting this blog. I always find a super good reason not to blog. I'm all like "hey...I really should start my blog today...I'm gonna do it right n--- oh LOOK!! my dvd collection needs organizing...no one likes person with disorganized dvds!" ..
So then I waste the next few hours ruling out methods of organizing...alphabetically? chronologically? in color wheel order? ...then, in the middle of debate with myself over whether or not the binding of "The Count of Monte Cristo" dvd is more TRUE red or more of an orange-red, I spot "Despicable Me." Oh how I do LOVE a good cartoon.
I proudly survey the 3 dvds I have already organized and think to myself, "I DO deserve a little breaksy wakesy." I whip myself up a batch of cookie dough, and sit down to watch the movie. Midway through the movie, and entirely through the dough, I catch my mind wandering off about how many skin cells we lose in 1 day...so I run a quick Google search, but what should pop up but an unsolicited ad for a revolutionary new weed-whacker??
Naturally, I'm captivated. "..wow....just think of ALL the weeds I could WHACK.."
I struggle to find my credit card (oh who are we kidding, my husband's credit card numbers that I've so sneakily written down for my own personal whimsies.)
Now, on an unrelated side note: my giant Mary Poppins purse, although super cute, rarely forfeits to me anything I am ever looking for. Let's see....Fork...check. Eyedrops..check. Bag of deck screws..check. credit card numbers?????
Finally, after reaching total frustration with my unsuccessful 8 minute search party for the card, I suddenly remember about my need to blog. Unfortunately, by this time I am tired from the evening's events and promise myself, "Tomorrow! tomorrow I'll do it for sure!"
So this is tomorrow and this is my blog.
I am going to try super hard to write again tomorrow. Maybe I'll even have something interesting to say. If not, I might draw you pictures...or sing you a song...or dance like David danced....
it's pretty much a mystery what you will get on here. But whatever it is, it will be awesome and you will be like "oh that Whitney, she is SO super fly" and I will be like "oh wow, thanks you are so awesome."
mkaybye.